Anaconda “Review”

Release date: December 25, 2025 (USA)

Director: Tom Gormican

Producers: Tom GormicanAndrew FormBradley FullerKevin Etten

MPAA rating: PG-13

Running time: 1h 40m

Distributed by: Sony Pictures Releasing

Sometimes a movie doesn’t need a storyline….Anaconda


When the cast is having fun. I actually had a laugh with Anaconda. For a short movie, this did feel long, and at 6 minutes to the end, I did check the time. Sometimes a story isn’t needed, cutting that out, this movie could have gotten to a 7….

Alas, this is an okay movie at best. a 6/10 for this “Unofficial Official sequel reboot of Anaconda”. If you haven’t seen headlines. There are surprises in this feature, which were fun. Especially for those of the original.

Otherwise, a lot of the beats the trailer covers, including a lot of the funny scenes.

The bar was so low on this one, a potty humor joke was my first laugh, believe it or not :S.

Popped review for Anaconda, going in at a 6/10. If you were one of the few laughing your ass off in my performance. I’m glad you had a fun time :D.


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